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This is the Show archive, where you can get all of our recent shows and dozens of older ones. (We've recently removed the earliest ones, but you're not missing out on much)
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3rd October 2008
Special Announcement: War Update no. 3
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8 mins approx |
New to IntoYourHead? Don't listen to this drivel, for chrissakes. Go back and listen to Show 111, or anything with the word "show" in the title. This is just a bit of fun, and "in" jokes, which will only serve to irritate you and drive your away. A further special update from the IntoYourHead War Studio.
Extra material by Edward J. Murray from Conspiracast. Cat song: Joanne O'Carroll.
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A further special update from the IntoYourHead War Studio. Listen to Show 111 and War Update no. 1 for additional background.
Includes extra material by Edward J. Murray from Conspiracast. And while you're here, go to RubenerdShow.com and listen to Ruben's great skit - an entire show (no. 254) in the style of Into Your Head.
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1st October 2008
Special Announcement: War Update no. 1
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6 mins approx |
At 0500 hours BST on 29th September 2008, Into Your Head declared war on another entity. Listen now for details in this short news update. Listen to the previous show for additional background.
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28th September 2008
Show 111: Into Your Bread
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23 mins approx |
Another instalment of the world's silliest online radio show, hosted by Neal O'Carroll. Extra segment "Into Your Bread" by Edward J. Murray from Conspiracast.
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23rd September 2008
Show 110: Marshmallowcide
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25 mins approx |
Another dollop of quality nonsense, recorded lovingly in the heart of the lower south-eastern midlands of Ireland. Album art canvases are by Joanne O'Carroll. Thanks to Eddie from Conspiracast for topic suggestion.
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18th September 2008
Show 109: End of the World Special
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26 mins approx |
A doom-and-gloom special, culminating in Neal's unique solution to deal with the whole issue of the economic system falling apart. . Thanks for listening. Cat caricatures in album art by Joanne O'Carroll. Thanks for listening. Cat caricatures in album art by Joanne O'Carroll
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15th September 2008
Show 108: Transitionators
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22 mins approx |
Another dollop of quality drivel and unvaluable information for the way we live today, by Neal and Joanne O'Carroll.
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13th September 2008
Show 106: On Tables
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22 mins approx |
Another dose of Ireland's silliest online radio show, featuring Neal O'Carroll. This week's artwork is by Joanne.
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9th September 2008
Show 105: Saving Pigeons
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16 minutes |
A shorter than usual dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, with unique in-house musical numbers. and occasional extra stuff and things. Artwork is based on a painting and drawing by Joanne.
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2nd September 2008
Show 104: Catarrh on my Guitar
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21 minutes |
Another instalment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, with unique in-house musical numbers. and occasional extra lectures and things from Joanne.
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17th August 2008
Show 103: Zymotic Says it All
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46 minutes |
Another instalment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, and unique in-house musical numbers. and occasional extra lectures and things from Joanne, We're no longer doing a full topics listing here, so just relax and enjoy the show!
Also today: A special musical tribute to The Beatles' famous "Number Nine" recording. The other podcast mentioned in today's show is The Overnightscape. It's by far the best one-man talk show on the Internet.
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13th August
Show 102: Cuboid Grapes
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35 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
An entirely different fridge, How Mother Nature created grapes, and lots more. Sometimes this bit takes too long to write.
Also: A sort of musical remix thing or something
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A refreshingly short and fluffy show after our recent two and a half hour extravaganza. Scroll down if you missed bumper episode 100.
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Contrast in podcasting, Refuting a kidnapping allegation,
An expanding hollow cat, Mentioning things in passing, An uninspiring horizon, An unusable cat-based time machine, My unique interpretation of myself, Soap operas and cat rakes, Energy efficient lawnmowing, An upcoming error, Premature sleep termination,
Also: A brand new musical number "I am a Self-Contained Disc Jockey".
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3rd August 2008
Show 100: Quantity Over Quality IV
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2 hours 27 mins approx.
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Rules of biscuit sandwich-making, Reaching the 100 pinnacle, Unseen bears in woods, Allocating eyes to humans, Defining your personal universe......and that's just the first eight minutes of our longest, most packed show ever.
Also: Tons of other stuff to celebrate the 100th IntoYourHead, including several brand new musical numbers, a lecture or two from Joanne, Frank from The Overnightscape tastes a green liquid gum thing that's been chewed by his cats, and additional audio entertainment from Eddie at Conspiracast and Manny.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
Flying cars and the three-digit era, Travelling against the flow of time, Travel sickness in the bedroom, Quad Etait Demonstrandum, Unsolicited extra education, The "Bozo The Clown" test, Declaring things null and void, Non-fatal ostrich eye injuries, The senior lifeguard's big dilemna, Drawing lines in sand, A maths-based ball game in a bandstand (see album art for accompanying illustration).
Also: Two brand new songs, specially produced to comply with trade descriptions regulatory requrements explained herein.
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18th July 2008
Show 98: (Repaired version) Human Area Codes
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19 mins approx |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Over here not over there, Two conscious selves, Area codes for humans in a George Orwell world, Mobile people, An obligatory introductory paragraph, An unrecorded interval, Caviar or popcorn, Being awake in an anaglogue cinematorium, The letter "O" versus the number zero, Racism in astronomy, Fake multi-tasking, Exaggerating a Prime Minister's CV, Vested interests in the black hole industry.
Also: Some sort of song or something, and real evidence of my unused phone number.
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17th July 2008
Show 97: Medicating Octopuses
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38 mins approx |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Hospital-style sound recording, Feeling restricted, Avoiding excess pride, Helping the human octopus community, Policing surplus limbs, Policing slang, Editorial issues regarding the cat song, Rebranding cat-stranglers, [Vintage material: Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators' facial hair, Jesus' ill-advised Hitler moustache, Tasting dog food]
Also: Three brand new acapello cat songs.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
Advantages of vagueness,
Disposable words, Partially pre-recorded conversations, Ninety something again, Literature-based mathematics, An example of an example, Live phone-in, An unreliable time check, Supplying buckets for the coffee shop industry, A universe in my microwave, Facts about fiction, Blocking Charles Dickens' IP address.
Also: We experiment with our first ever entirely instrumental cat song.
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7th July 2008
Show 95: Sleeping in the Furniture Shop
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24 minutes
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Ah, the usual. I'm tired. Thanks for listening.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
Musical differences in the en-suite, A grave in the kitchen, Inadvertently making sense, Adam and Eve’s parenting skills, Cult-creating genes, How to gain hero status, Avoiding a Satan-style downfall, Protecting your cat’s street cred, What you’re thinking, I’m probably eating, Language difficulties, Learning three-digit numbers, Obeying motoring laws for kicks, Therapeutic Tetris, Catchphrase protection, Making artificial granite, Taxing artificial granite, Not missing you yet, Conserving water while surfing, Global warming myths, Three-ply issues, A useful Tetris-related cake analogy, Commissioning a Tetris gambling cheater programme, Audio freeware distribution, Estimated indoor wind speeds, Valuing a castle. A misnamed surgery.
Also: Some sort of a cat song that involves two bathrooms, for some reason.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
The "make of it what you will" clause, The book of this episode, Spring-based entertainment, A day as a percentage of a week, Getting geared up for arithmetic, Appropriately numbered multpile choice answers, Contrasts in my voice, Avoiding another moon conspiracy, Debriefing my future self, Travelling at the speed of time, Fielding phone calls from E.T., A world prejudiced against against repetition, Advertising televisions on television, A world prejudiced against long silences, Getting sued by Beethoven, Differenciating cat noises.
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17th June 2008
Show 92: Forgotten Props
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25 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
A natural speech deficiency, Concerns about my benign monarchy, Defining the non-average listener, Representing 587 countries with only 243 people, Cheating the Euro currency, A very old catchphrase, How God invented the printing press while retaining his modesty, Balanced reporting in the New Testament, Jesus' superfluous coffin, Trying to think of the word "props", Being named after God, A piece with non-simultaneous commentary, Owning the listener, A pimple on a speck of sand.
Also: Joanne returns with our first ever catfish song.
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15th June 2008
Show 91: Space Squatters
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22 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Legalities of squatting in space and time, A cheap alternative postal system, A Chinese proverb about sadism, A thing with yokes on it, Allocating space for fishes, How goldfish stay dry, Rebelling against the food chain, Viewing the fridge inside-out, A note about noteworthiness, My four level basement in your head, Inaudible bears in forests, A cure for tiredness, The Sweeny Todd cover-up.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
How to re-read books, Famine and disease nostalgia, Guilt-free telethon viewing, Getting diseases for fun, Putting real rubber onto replica things, Rattling vitamins, Anticipating complaints, Frank Zappa’s moustache, Creative peoples’ trademarks, Making a name for Dilbert, Preaching about cats, I can’t hear the listener, “Back to the Future 4”, Small worried guys with beards, Justifying an early morning lunch, Canned stuff, Matching pear halves, A tour of my shed, Live wood-repairing, Domestic discussions, Security issues, A misnamed urination segment, More yellow than usual.
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Tonight’s Topics Include:
The monster in the toilet, Reusing laundry-based entertainment, Swearing in BBC rehearsals, Allaying lisener worries regarding dehydration, Parental supervision expectations for this podcast, A token appearance, Inadvertently seeing potential top models, Three miles through my house, Proving computer competency, Challenging claims of non-certification, Finding where to vote, A bi-sex school that I attended, Masculising women's surnames, A wet cat.
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7th June 2008
Show 88: Eating Animals' Heads
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23 mins approx |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Avoiding a fire in my lap, A holographic laptop with holes, No flying cars yet, Starbucks mug for sale, Learning about taxes on whiskey, Cheap feathers, Why cat don’t eat fruit, Analysing your pet’s emotions, A possible Tetris sequel, Eating animals’ heads, Advertising aimed at cats, Kangaroo tomcats, An update about my lap, Deleted noises, How to be on your toes, Forever the host, Free will for feet.
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6th June 2008
Show 87: Herpes and the Tourist Industry
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19 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Biological sound-monitoring, Working with dry ice, My mistrust of books, Testing whether the world is round, How the world became flat and civilised, Fulfilling my prediction of a trip to Dublin, A tedium relief road, Lying on the bed telling lies, A circular route in my house, Herpes and the tourist industry, Lying about the Ring of Kerry, Toilet flushing as a Meteorological factor.
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5th June 2008
Show 86: A Non-Show Volume II
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32 minutes approx |
Don't start here if you haven't heard IntoYourHead before!
Go back and listen to the previous show instead! This is an odd one. More of a "non show" than a show. A bit like number 77, which explains why I was able to just copy and paste this paragraph. Thanks for listening.
We'll skip the "Tonight's Topics" listings, seeing as how I have to get up in about five minutes
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3rd June 2008
Show 85: A Fine Institution
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26 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Turning off the listener, Automated video jockeys, Rowan and Martin’s name swap, An unplanned intelligence test, Power efficiency on a 1980s bicycle, Limiting your knowledge intake, An imaginary capital of Afghanistan, The millennium of the past, Large hand means large cat, Reading a deity’s palm, Sourcing protein and water on the moon, Overly-conscious participants in analogies and sit-coms, Chilli's "snip", One-touch music creation, Some filler about institutions or something.
Also: A special musical number to mark Chilli the cat’s upcoming operation.
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30th May 2008
Show 84: Cat Wings
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25 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Alphabet-based counting systems, Renaming chess pieces, An unused throne, Invisible hands and door-to-door canvassing, Repairing a child's nightmare, Defining the sideground, Entering parliament with a paper bag, The man on the street for Senator, My new policy regarding psychic capabilities, No pressure on Rush Limbaugh, Honesty and lack of intelligence, Understating a cat food's potential, Word-of-mouth price confusion.
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29th May 2008
Show 83: Buttercups in the Laboratory
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28 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
A great leap forward, Bootleg recordings of Into Your Head, Park bench entitlement issues, Psychiatric movies featuring Robin Williams, Police intolerance of bank heists, A non-animal love interest, Which part of my brain routed this?, Imagining the repetition of a cat's arrival, A description of where I'm pointing, Extinguishing the dog presence, Polluting ambient noises by breathing, Obliterating your head online, Avoiding a silly déjà vu joke, Evil-faced dog distraction, How gardeners track the sun, Comparing buttercups and tissue paper in the laboratory, Bonzai toilets as a scientific aid, An expensive imitation rooster, Short circuits in the brain, An example of déjà vu, Comparing cats to lightning, Follow my forefinger,
Also: Joanne returns with a couple of cat / anti-dog songs.
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27th May 2008
Show 82: Sydney Pollack's Wardrobe
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39 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
I should do something else today, Researching the god of dogs, Bad taste cat articles, Taking offense on behalf of others, How the media balances things, Writing backwards, Not accounting for my movements, A dog who might eat me, Evil faces and windows, Detecting invisible things, What marionette puppeteers do when they're bored, Replaceability in the aviation industry, Knowing where you're going, Petrol on a pedal cycle, Vicious circles in the grass-cutting industry, Spelling "meeughl-eulgh", Learning in Zanzibar, Sydney Pollack's wardrobe, Researching Woody Allen, A mis-sighting of Dr. Suess, Deaths in breach of copyright, Tuxedo cats, Finding offensive material, Defending the use of the word "ugly",
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24th May 2008
Show 81: Shooting Messengers
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33 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Fuzzy psychic reception, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, Postscript in the bathroom.
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23rd May 2008
Show 80: Front View Mirror
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38 minutes |
Tonight’s Topics Include:
Show 79 doesn't exist, Walking while using a laptop, Designing a front view mirror, Speculating about my eye sockets, The line between sympathy and violence, An editing note about an upcoming face, Loopholes in slavery and murder laws, Distinguishing bread-eating noises, Half a urination session, A microwave and a cat, Kitchens for non-eaters, Something goes without saying, Extending the speechual content, Doing stuff ironically, Alanis Morrissete’s downfall, Using words in sentences, Buying music by telex, A caucus of fleas sounds right, Linking kidney-related foods, Turnip chips, The 79 milestone.
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23rd May 2008
Service Announcement: Number 79 Abolished
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50 seconds |
This is a listener service announcement. If you downloaded anything with "Show 79" in the title, please ignore it. It's not Show 79, it's an error. Turns out the number 79 just doesn't work for us, so after several technical errors and disastrous attempts to re-post Show 79, we decided to give up and move straight on to Show 80.
Now, let's never speak of this again.
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Tonight's topics include:
A plausible lie for promotional purposes, Inventing a toy dog, Encouraging a disabled pet, A defeatist attitude, Bright yellow warthogs on the Internet, Customised modular phone Phillistines, Smothering things in wallpaper, A surprising attitude to kitchens, Encouraging stalkers, The Cherry Tree Principle, Instructions for my burial, Speculating about thorns worn under a hat. Better out than in, An horse philosiphising about pollution.
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18th May 2008
Show 77: A Non-Show
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38 minutes |
Don't start here if you haven't heard IntoYourHead before!
Go back and listen to the previous show instead! This is an odd one. More of a "non show" than a show. If you don't mind, we'll skip the formalities of a topics listing this week, because that could get complicated. Thanks for listening.
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17th May 2008
Show 76: Storing an Axe
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34 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world, Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners' tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn something new every day, The "Hoover" of the soft drinks world, A forced belch, Fear of silence, A subtle axe stand, Imagining the word "end", Today's designated personality, Tetris filler, Being overtaken by the past "me", A contrived ending.
Also: A master-class in how to make a synthesised guitar / piano cat song on your portable telephone.
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15th May 2008
Show 75:
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25 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Seeking stimulation in the fridge, Disguising fish, Double cooked bread, Stairs ascension segment, A good excuse for two silent steps, Getting mis-spelt in the Irish media, The listener's research duties, A non-omitted outtake, Cutting through ones and zeros, Getting rid of vertical things, Going over your head, Watching cats in the garden, Comparing this to blank space, Recording this recoriding session on the telephone, The Stumbly Show, Prooving "stumbly" is a real word, Thinking about Esparanto.
Also: Two cat songs or something.
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15th May 2008
Show 74: Mad Ant Disease
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31 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
In search of third party cat songs, Cat leash propaganda, Walt Disney's memory wastage, Electrocution by wastepaper basket, Marketing boredom to the masses, Repurposing a flowerpot and dog lead, Concentrating on insulting the listener, Dangers of cannibalism among anteaters, Discovering Mad Ant Disease, Specializing in cat law, A multimedia urination session for publicity purposes (Watch video here), Evidence of flushing, Audio-recording my filming device, Sorting out the Rubik's Cube, Alphabetizing "Abba" songs, Picasso's building plans, Why France needed "Discovery Channel", Any pair of seconds,
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9th May 2008
Show 73:
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33 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Pretending it's still "now", An artifical cat for illustrative purposes, Time travel in the bath, Trespassing in the seventies, Sci-fi as a reference tool, Sorry for changing the course of history, Treasuring a hole, A mould for sponges, Two kinds of pie, False triangles in the food industry, Demanding bite-size convenience, Linking laziness to starvation, Refusing to electrocute my cat, Profiting from urine-entertainment, Water on the brain is fine.
Also: Candi Delaney on life as an American-Irishian, plus a mention or two of a driving test.
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5th May 2008
Show 72: Conspiracies Phone-in Special!
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30 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Audio hyperlinks, Calling oneself from the bathroom, Getting your levels level, Exporting an accent for effective use abroad, English plus one, Finding morse code on an official translation, Profiting from the nineties clubbing culture, A conspiracy about my incompetence, Eating cake in different countries, Collecting water or ice on a long distance bus, Traditional circumnavigation routes, Standing like a weirdo, Traveling on your ninth life, Joystick feedback, Misinterpreting a bus-related metaphor, Slowing down to let passengers on, Something in French, Referencing the Irish language..
Also: Edward J. Murray of Conspiracast hosts a sober phone-in debate about terrorism or something, Joanne's back with only our third ever song about cats who like stationery, and we fleetingly meet an upcoming contributor, Candi Delaney.
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3rd May 2008
Show 71: Instant Teas Special
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33 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experiment, Creating safer tree climbers, Weak tea bags and compost, Improvising with a sweeping brush, White wolly island garments, When to order hot burgers, Bunny-shaped sausage, Cottaging in the fast food sector, Replacing potatoes with bread, Arán versus Árann, Dazzled by the television, Avoiding Wikipedia, Issues with a green search engine, Accepting one twenty-billionth of the responsibility.
Also: We advance the cat song genre another step using what's available in the kitchen, and preview a new character that we're developing.
The promo in this show is for Conspiracast
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29th April 2008
Show 70: Sampling Stephen Hawking
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23 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Not strapped in, Shadowing a hunting cat, Properly processed poultry, Bogged down with alliteration, Ignoring small words, A nineteen seventies search engine, Underused portability shame, My 2D monitor, Testing a three dimensional website, The Niagara Falls nano-border, Obsessed with the bends, Thom Yorke's lucky guess, Everybody knows an Aloysius, Experimenting with goodbyes, A hidden track, Sampling Professor Stephen Hawking, My pencil failings.
Also: Our first ever aborted cat song. Nobody is to blame.
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27th April 2008
Show 69: Papier Maché Limbs
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29 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Just a host, Small minds in the audience, An ill-informed cow, Creating a cat on the fly, Getting stuff from users, Papier maché limbs - the pros and cons, Harrison Ford's badly planned circus, Obvious sand-monsters, Linking role reprisals and death, Rocky the private investigator, Delaying the mail, Limitations for macho actors, The Spoiler Police, Accidentally liabling a police officer.
Also: We dig up our occasional series of audio columns by security correspondent, Tomo O'Brien.
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26th April 2008
Show 68: Licensed to Grimace
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21 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Don't listen to this, Listener-imposed drugs test, Watching a marathon, Avoidng the word "pod", Cannibalistic vegetables, Remembering the bread man, Grimacing in the front seat, Innapropriate product placement - an experiment, Blackberries and mungo juice, A double shot of beer, Fantastic typing, Slow-drying coke, Being frowned upon, The NYC Wingdings font conspiracy, Reading too much into the trees, Making use of a urination opportunity;.
Also: Joanne and Neal's unprecendented cat song collaberation
Thanks Ruben and Dadaist for topic suggesions |
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25th April 2008
Show 67: Paradoxes and Cats' Eggs
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26 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Frightening episodes, Severed feet and the natural landscape, Poultry carving politics, Oxygen free chickens, No explosion without fire, Surviving on a forest planet, Counting the foot carers, An embassy to a neighbour, Planning a fictional World War, Some truths about E.T. and Elliot, How to be an information resource, Alternatives to Dr. Suess, Kitten basket distribution, Rearing an undercooked egg, Obsessing over paradoxes, Improving Wikipedia live on the show.
Also: Joanne with a brand new caffeine-inspired cat song
Thanks Dadaist for topic suggestion. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw
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24th April ( 2008
Show 66: Invisibility Saturation
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30 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Sequentics in counting, Confusing colons, Randomnisation and the digestive system, Superfluous skins on fruit, Eight miles of person, Outage outrages, Non facial expression, Caffeine as a coolant, What's wrong with Meeveo?, In defence of fractions, A song about a specific cat, An insect not a router, Everybody puts chicken in, Strapped in and unable to urinate, Why humans don't live past 100, Dressing for black and white movies, Invisible Man saturation, Hyperlink hype, Why I don't record myself reading, Points for spraying a cat.
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24th April 2008
Show 65: Paperclip Special
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26 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Lack of ambient cat recordings, Stationery update, Big brother is watching paperclips, Non moving office supplies, Lying about "loling", Political lauging gas, A stationery argument, Cat duplication to prove a point, Self duplicating cat-copyright infringments, Reliable paperclip information sources, Dead pigeons on the property ladder, An irrelelevent synthetic paperclip, A warning about other paperclip podcasts, Exchanging your goat's head.
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20th April 2008 (Yes, two shows today!)
Show 64: Duran Something
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26 mins approx. |
Tonight's topics include:
Between two consecutive days, Stupid place for a mountain, A fuel thief in the audience, Podcaster diplomacy issues, Black market petrol, A less gloomy cat song, The first pluck is the hardest, Pronunciation of "Duran" and "Duran" respectively, Two "Delilah"s under the microscope, No disrespect to Freddie Mercury, Wales' secret cat song exporter, Not afraid to curtail things, Undressing the sky, Dealing with flem, Paws and pause in other languages, How to wreck a legal conference.
Also: Joanne with a special selection of folkloric cat stories.
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20th April 2008
Show 63: Lying about Plants
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29 minutes |
Tonight's topics include:
Garnering subsequency, Inefficient use of a hacksaw, Swapping out a big thumb, Getting on Discovery Channel, Legalities of killing two birds with one stone, Hand gestures on Judge Judy, Even better than a cat picture, Stressing the listener, Vegetables as evidence of a dog licensing conspiracy, Return of the urination session, Pronouncing prevarification, Waterfall production, Sesame Street Porn, The Irish podcasters' video conspiracy, Listener concerns regarding guitar urination, Listener comment regarding hair, Prevaricating over an out-take, Lying about plants, The ridiculous Oxygen Cycle, Kitten dog eyes.
Also: Our first ever downbeat cat song.
Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw. Here's a link to the Conspiracast podcast mentioned herein. Here's one to our YouTube films.
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19th April 2008
Show 62: Harmonicapod
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1 hour 21 mins approx. |
A packed show, including new and vintage content, for excellent reasons explained therein. Back to all-new stuff next time, we promise.
Also, we'll skip the formality of a contents-listing this time, if you don't mind.
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15th April 2008
Show 61: Magnetic Murders
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37 mins approx. |
Tonight's topics include:
Calculating the average listener, Exceling in music and hair, Acapello humming from my past, Fake folk music, The man who ate apples while moving, Cats and mice as a story-embellishment, Why virtual pets must be mortal, Charlie the lucky idiot, Cloud cuckoo land, Imaginary people, Avoiding axe murderers by text, Threatening a paperclip, Puddles of pee, Delusions about magnetic murder and Terminators, {Vintage material: Let's blow into something, Our local crocodile hunter, Digestive biscuits, Inter-species nutrition, Inter-species marriage, Related by cat marriage, New rules for bank officials, Living with a fourth dimension, A makeshift holodeck, Naming things after Karl Marx, The Definite Article}, Interupting my vintage self, Conlcusion of the paperclip incident. My President Bush lifestyle.
Joanne will be back next time.
Music: "Twinkle Twinkle My Guitar" by Dilbrent. Use restricted under this license. All other music composed in-house. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw. Thanks to our friends on Twitter for the "special" content!
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12th April 2008
Show 60: Songetic License
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1 hour 30 mins . |
Tonight's topics include:
Where "here" is, Measuring a country, Verifying listener credentials, Counterfeit podcasts, Submitting to scientific journals, Fun with dry ice and acid, Pointless fire-prevention research, Marking my words, Novelising this show, Tuning in to this show, Identifying with Bruce Springsteen, Investing in cat songs, Rock star cat deceptions, Peeing into a guitar, People hate urine, Exporting sewage to Australia, My new idea to save the planet with frozen urine, Faking a mouse click, Listener input system song, Songetic license, Ending gently.
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Tonight's topics include:
A blank canvas, Inner Mongolia, A difference between women and cats, Over-recycling milk, Hunting for oil and vegetables, This delicious substance, Loyalty to nutritional powders, Seals and home economics, Cat song satisfaction ratios, Songs versus kittens, Mollycoddling cats, Quality control, Testing my head function with a stapler, Office stationery for terrorists, An argument against fist fights on aeroplanes, Not a pirate, Applying sit-com principles, Deeming earlier segments offensive, In need of a helicoptor, Counting to eighty-seven.
Also: Sháinne Greoige with a classic edition of Athy Weekly World News, and there's probably a cat song or something too.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin
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5th April 2008
Show 58: Kermit's Understudy
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44 minutes .. |
Tonight's topics include:
Piffle advisory, Cat lyric non-subtleties, Inserting out-takes, Nobody died, Being credible about internment, Kermit's understudy, Second guessing glassware lifespans, Hope for other glasses, Confusing beer with aviation, Listening to broken glass, Worrying about the head, Cat security podcasts, News breaks of a recent medical emergency involving the glass, Planning for a beverageware policy review, Beer and chocucinno break, Beer goggles, Belch clarification, Not the cats' father, Fake talk, Billy Connolly's imaginary mouse part, A clockwork radio with pictures, Starting as a Shakespearean nutcase, I haven't pressed stop.
Also: A lecture about loaves and fishes and stuff, more classic information from Sháinne Greoige at Athy Weekly World News. and Neal's latest cat song.
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2nd April 2008
Show 57: Rehashing the Twenties
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58 mins approx . |
We've battled through chestal unwellness to bring you a special show, with almost 10% new material.
Tonight's topics include:
An ill-equipped neighbourhood watchman, A bonus commentary, Post dog-food exercise routine, In praise of stairs, Psychic limb control, Surviving as a headless ex-dictator, The stereotypical mountain, Invisible buses, Tamdem politics, Testing, The Tetris downer, Parking in "Grand Theft Auto", Syntax intolerance, Urination and time perception, The tail-wagging diet, Non miraculous monarchs, Wrist Rash, Okay times two, Kitchen acoustics mysteries, Door industry revolutions, Listening to the outside world, A bridge fell down, Crying over county demarkation, Feeding my ego, A seventy five per cent improvement,
Also: A sober lecture from Joanne about the perils of interfering with the laws of gravity, and the not-quite-latest from Sháinne Greoige at the the Athy Weekly World News centre.
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26th March 2008
Show 56: Stroopwafels
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60 mins approx |
Tonight's topics include:
Approaching a cough, Bread related modesty, Compost in an iPod, Reinstating a pint glass, Stroopwafels, Lamb for dessert, Misusing murder implements, Your new country, Not the worst show ever, Why Seals shouldn't go clubbing, Calculating sea mammal life expectancies, Nights at the Beavers, Childhood forgery lessons, Checking for pyromaniac friends, Reversing the digestive process, In case this cola kills me, I'm like a good terminator, Ambulances on a guitar, Seán not Shawn, Avoiding similarities with Dylan, Mistaking feces for Disney, Don't give the kids real feces, A childhood duck disappointment, Water aid, Unexpected fridge coldness, Seasoning a sleeping cow, Onion shortcuts, Getting it done with. ne with.
Also: Neal's new song: "Waiting to Pee", Joanne's classic lecture on various issues, some not unconnected with cats and more of Sháinne Greoige's best bits from the Athy Weekly World News centre.
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Some topics courtesy of Dadaist and Roel.
Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin.
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22nd March 2008
Show 55: Electric Goldfish / Easter Special
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33 minutes |
A short special show for Easter Eve, with an odd-sounding voice due to hoarseness.
Tonight's topics include:
I'm recording a podcast, Working in two dimensions, Earwigging in your head, A psychiatrist's brain, Being reasonable about cannibalism, Misunderstood clowns, The two fingers way of life, A paste made from dead people, Filling a pint glass, Strolling to the bathroom, Marking the glass, An electric goldfish, Impersonating Douglas Adams, Spotting a Douglas Adams impersonator, Easter Saturday puns, Measuring Easter, Stalking Jesus with a cart.
Also: Sháinne Greoige with another vaguely familiar installment of Athy Weekly World News. The promo in this show is for Conspiracast.
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19th March 2008
Show 54: Jinxing Good Friday
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40 minutes . |
Tonight's topics include:
Firstly let me finish, Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators' facial hair, Jesus' ill-advised Hitler moustache, Finding me in a time capsule, Understanding metric money, Verifying a species' limb-count, Cat-stomach origami and the flatness revolution, Jinxing Good Friday, Marketing the ten commandment, Too slow to count time, Undefined meal breaks, Lost for words, America's Next Top Model versus Howerd Stern, Economics of freelance astronautory, Cat haemophilia and bullet wounds, Applying philosophic analysis to this show, Coming full circle, Identifying the main words.
Also: Joanne with a classic lecture about catflaps throughout the ages, for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks to: Dustin Meehan and Lockjaw
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15th March 2008
Show 53: St. Patrick's Bathroom Phone Special
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40 minutes .. |
Tonight's topics include:
Not in my computer, A full time tourist and ex murderer, Surplus words, Compensating in the bathroom, Two pubs and thirty five apartments, Neverending circles, A speeding dashboard clock, Breakage versus disobeyance, Comparative law abidance, Anticlockwise wheels, Finding Professor Stephen Hawkins in the past, Chaning nationality while asleep, Phoning it in again, Built-in portability, Reverse urination, Misrepresenting my movements, Millisecond based entertainment, Mindular television, Imagining a grocery church toll-booth related incident, Inflating an imaginary pet without medical advice, Swapping wildlife for Christianity, Shamrocks versus clovers, Clover guilt, Not resuming a point,
Also: It's the St. Patrick's Day extravaganza, so we celebrate with a couple of special songs, one of which isn't even performed in the toilet. And Sháinne Greoige returns with all the Patrickical news from last year, for some reason.
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10th March 2008
Show 52: The Problem with DeNiro
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32 minutes .t time) |
An extra little solo show, in which Neal ponders some of life's mysteries, and very little else gets done.
Tonight's topics include:
Starting with an open fridge, Them or it?, Waterfall delusions, Things in general, Broadening the footwear debate, Making cat circuses safe, Why mention eskimos?, A surplus cup handle, Looking like a cowboy, Reselling trick-or-treat merchandise, Microsoft versus benign maggots, Revisiting the numeric urination method, Surplus cow food, Kerbside therapy, Robert De Niro's petrol bill, Bullfighting for Scorscesee, "Absolute" wastage, Alternatives to punching a cow, Weirdness as a marketing tool,
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6th March 2008
Show 51: Waste Condension Therapy
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39 minutes . |
Tonight's topics include:
Too late for florensics, Groundhog insect consolation, A wasp-related slander, Fake randomness, Meet the new cat's face, Disipline in a tri-cat household, A freight train in the toilet, The view from the ceiling, How to fill a clipboard, Waste condension therapy, Resexing the kitten. Avoiding disregardful cats, An unstressed goodbye in the garden.
Also: Joanne's latest cat song, recorded before the unexpected arrival of our third cat, and therefore of particular historical interest. And just for the hell of it, we replay an original untitled song from way back, by friend of the site Eternal Echo. The IntoYourHead Adult Learning Programme will be back soon.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks to: Dustin Meehan
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28th February 2008
Show 50: Spies in the Audience
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42 minutes .... |
Tonight's topics include:
Flashes of excitement, Counselling for farm animals, Profiting from worrying sheep, Distancing myself from sheep, An audio ventriliquist, An achievement for a dog, Blocking television waves, Voting against robots, Partially wired, Preprogrammed blackness on TV, Avoiding the topic of "incidents", Bad kitchen karma , An inappropriately labelled pun, Forgiving the kitchen, Vulgar time management, Weather alarms, Emergency de-melting devices, Vicarioius urination, Morning radio and mutual lying, Sound wave pollution, Disguising education as porn, Correctly predicticted stopping, Dealing with spies in the audience, The pigs respect me, A bag of scum.
Also:
Bowsy the Bear returns with another of his no-holds-barred audio columns, as usual channelling himself through the voice of Joanne O'Carroll.
The promo in this show is for Conspiracast an interesting new show by one of our compatriots.
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27th February 2008
Show 49: Reverend Moon's Laundry
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40 minutes . |
Tonight's topics include:
An invisible departure, We've all seen Titanic, Flashing your patent, Sadisticists, Defining a "syll", Stamping on my moccasins, Getting trumped up, Vague laundry, Vicarious sock enjoyment, Danger of abbreviation, My cowardly death, Black and blue laundry, Reverend Moon's socks, Looking like I care, Extra heads on Star Trek, Timekeeping for psychopaths, Curtains in your head, Looking up "The Moonies", Nothing wrong with this urine, A quick sound check, The sound of fame, Attaching timepieces, Some structural advice, Truly instantanously coffee, Black holograms.
Also: Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme is back to patiently explain the differences between cats and octopuses.
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22rd February 2008
Show 48: Practicing on Sheep
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42 minutes. |
Tonight's topics include:
Choosing a number, Unfeasible clipboard use, Sheep statistics, A glass on the ground, Rebellion in my garden, Underselling my voice, Seagulls versus pigeons, Cabbage-coated cannibalism, Assembling a human chicken, A reality show about your death, Snow on a desert island, Unreliable eskimo instincts, Was I distracted?, Turning to the Internet, Cherry or hen's head? Rearranging your memory, Poultry in the street, Exhausted but disease-free hens, Succi chicken sensations, Eyes as an I.T. tool, Corner shops as a virus protection, Mistaken the monitor for a chair, Dermatological distractions, Preventing the cookie from crumbling, "One man's solution....", Translating to Egyptian, Translating to Smurf, A tremendously annoying moment, Rabbit's head salad, A corrupted Robin Hood.
Also:
A Brand new cat song by Neal, in the abcence of Doctress O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, who'll be back next time.
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20th February 2008
Show 47: Trojan Footballs
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40 minutes . |
Tonight's topics include:
Drinking in the womb, Benign ill people, Vicious circles in bars, Entertaining an immortal, In praise of bladders, Debating with my organs, Podcasting to the MTV generation, Not Stephen Spielberg, Two different pisses, Star Trek in the schools system, Avoiding mental illness, Meowing at children, My multi-tasking head, Tolerating disgusting or illegal listeners, A cleansing 10 second silence, Constructing popcorn, Reassurances regarding carbon consumption, Word of ear, Mindreading with a seventh step, Crackle causes and recovery, Digital refrigeration, Counting the definite articles, Not all fun and frolics, An "asshole" in another language, Reflecting your rocks.
Also: Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme returns with a lecture about sardines and stuff, and an immensly useful poem about a dying count.
The promo is this show in for Conspiracast (with an "a") an excellent podcast by one of our Irish compatriots.
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Additional voicy stuff thanks to: Dustin Meehan and Lockjaw
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17th February 2008
Show 46: Pillowcase Psychology
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42 mins approx. .. |
Tonight's topics include:
A happy atomic medium, Mattress attire, Injectable pillows, Beating the psyhiatrist, Philosophy on a minimum wage, Ending the writers' strike with fiction, Chair down the stairs, Working with gravity, Avoiding my demise and related legal issues, Deliberatly mispronouncing "pronunciation", Subsidising ignorance, The ancient Italian thingy, Roads in Rhodes, Misunderstanding Confusious, Bats and the broadcasting industry, Relinquishing the toilet, The urine archive, Switching from petrol to medicine, Porcelain inundation, NASA's attitude to water, Hoovers on Mars, Putting H2O in it's place, Undervaluing the upstairs.
Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, with an important lecture about margarine flies or something. And earlier, an educational message from Joanne about scissors and psychotic TV license inspectors.
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14th February 2008
Show 45: Metric Moments
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33 mins approx. |
Tonight's topics include:
A red taped moment, Segmentation issues, Maintaining your numbness, Bonus burping, A special thing in the toilet, Black magic additives, Synthesised urine, An audience of cats, Presidential obsolescence, Interupting my clicking, A "negative" of the show, Remembering cynicism, Rebelling against the dictionary, Thirty per-cent genuine Gaelic, Portraying my real life, Inconveniences of killing people, Mismatching sent items, A genuinly unplugged song, Kinetic hands not electric, Metric moments at McDonald's, Calling myself for free, Late night cat song, Not in that Jim Carey movie, Missing the mark, A vulgar number.
Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll with a very special traffic song, recorded in the streets of Dublin. The lectures will return soon.
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If you're new to Into Your Head, you might not want to start with this show. Or the previous one. All the rest are fine though. Promise.
A very "special" solo episode, in which Neal puts to the test the very essence of what we have come to know as "Into Your Head". Think we'll drop the formalities and not have a full topics listing for this one. Back with a normal show soon. It's been a long week.
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A sub-standard show today, in both content and audio quality. It's been specially prouced to make all future and previous episodes sound better. If you're new to Into Your Head, please don't start with this one.
Tonight's topics include:
Excitement in the spare room, Vacancy for sheet haters, An invisible square, I'm not a virus, Melodramatic rain, The late breakfast show, Free bears and beauty pagaents, Fate's vulgar intervention, Avoiding non-events, A room in my head, Cat politics in the kitchen, Laws regarding cat territories and other dimensions, Unidentified Hanging Objects, Starting with a constinent, Avoiding bee stings in the toilet, My online dog kennel, At war with an organism, Feeding a third party cat, Copyrighted creatures, Audio from under my feet, Two-foot shoes, Shoe movement non- issues, Exagerrating on the tiles, An angry moment, Hill-walking physics, Hill psychiatry, We're known in this house, Deleting this segment, The other ewe, Cat song. A sub standard show, Trying to vibrate, My automated body, The ostrich droppings test, Mispelling "pssst".
Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll with an open letter to Sir Anthony Hopkins, a few words about George Foreman's chops and another fine lecture for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme about bears and cats.
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An extra little solo show in which Neal looks in some drawers, and get things off chests,.
Tonight's topics include:
Name and catchphrase please, Slipper Sweat, Ending an Indian ice age, Abuse of weather vocabulary, Digging around turnips, Carbohydrate dealers, Colouring collars, Repeating a pretence, Feeding dogs to cats, Amateur medical crimes, A repressed memory of a food group, Wishing for structural entertainment, Fate from the stairs, Ant Granules, Slimfast and sandwich bags, An exclamation, Proceeding seamlessly to the toilet, Dropping formalities, Almost an event in the kitchen, Some time travel issues for podcasters, Cat song multitasking.
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme will be back next time.:
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Tonight's topics include:
Explaining what a word is, The finest drink known to man, Not real pee, A bit behind about the stocks, Higher than my feet, Weight distribution below the waist, Ologies and Ostics, Syllable snobbery, Two sided spheres, Faulty physics in luminous clocks, Your martyrical editor, When does it stop being "laundry"?, Smart in either sex, Notes about an exclamation, Ignoring gravity, There's no tomorrow, Commuting from the post office, Environmentally friendly urination, How to use this programme, Using extra brain cells, Lord Alfred Tenysson's mess up, Acting on lack of impluse, Unable to present Dilbert, Beeville to Burmese, The A:B divide, Reading about books, The obsceneties of Baptise Vincent Something, Drawing Pontious Pilot as a witch, Two inaccurate "Bowling Greens", Gaffers at the forefront, Contigency plan for cat songs, Therapy in the bathroom, Stairs symmetry isn't fun, Drinking water for the hell of it, A fact about fiction, Listener input in my kitchen, Fake interaction with a dishwaster, Slow porn users.
Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll has another fine lecture for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, including a revolutionary new piano-based concept for road design, and Neal's oldest bear Bowsy brings us his first ever no holds barred audio column, channeled through Joanne.
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24th January 2008
Show 40: Fortytude
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62 mins . |
A specially packed one-man episode, rushed out to celebrate the release of our 40th show.
Tonight's topics include:
Premature pride in a dog kennel, Too many dots, Cat song mystery, Back seat of a suitcase, Protecting copyright on the bus, Non theological traffic management, Refried coffee, Millions of onions, Baking in installments, Manual food labels, Flour versus cous cous, Old Scottish ladies and oats, Heavy sugar, Lucky berries, Bus height issues, Discussing ducks audibly in public, Handwashing options, Forty stuff, Font sizes and hypnotism - a new approach to early learning, Priceless pilots, A cat's eye view of our home, Lapping it up, A terrifying puppy, Cat race sensitivities, Blinkers for pets, 1979 minus two thousand, Pepsi's Coke-smuggling plot, Defending Woodie Allen, Saturday Night Sesame, Jim Henson's enclyopediae, "X" envy, Another Robin Williams, The joys of aardvarking, Croquet violence for entertainment, An athlete in the bathroom, Practicing to be a firefighter, A fake photographer on the moon.
Joanne's lectures will be back next time. A temporary deprivation will make you want her even more. Record an online voicemail, post in the guestbook, e-mail us, contribute - Click here
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20th January 2008
Show 39: Beanstalk Baggage
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Tonight's topics include:
Salt sellers, Salt cellars, Self cancelling snacks, The BBC inspired toilet, George Orwell's use of chestnuts, Priceless repetition, Selfish turtles, The apostrophe as a tool of archeology, Pointing at elephants, Chappaquidick, A thumb-sized weirdo, Shrek spoiler, Beanstalk baggage, Winning a lost forfeit, An exposé of a French word, Bathing logistics, Naming people, A note regarding my ears, Removing things through my sock, Arming police with toiletries, Artifical hair loss, An octuplet blade, Mother Teresa and the Indians, Blood paranoia, Pre-mouth quality control, Shaving with salty snacks, A (beta) system for pruning the pits, Saving my reputation, Using "mannequin" in everyday conversation, Formal car guy and informal interviewer guy, Blah blah history something Hitler, The cranberry juice premium.
Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll has another dip into the Into Your Head mailbag, (and invites you to send your questions here). And her latest lecture covering the salitary tale of Alsuzius, a drug dealer from pre-biblical times.
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17th January 2008
Show 38: Washy Stuff
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54 mins. |
A sub-standard, but nonetheless existing, episode taped in yet another hotel bathroom.
Tonight's topics include:
The "erstwhile" conspiracy , Headwear design in the bath, You're a weirdo, Seeing domestic animals on holiday, Drinking cheese for dessert, Orangy stuff review, What you're going to do, This is perfectly normal, A desk in the bathroom, Feel-good signage, Shipping water, Barking cows, Mouthwash review and legal information, Confectionery blockage, My universal garden, Fictional longevity, Oven fried potatoes, A cat called Moses, Selling leprechauns, Washy stuff, Virtual brown bread.
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More high quality lecturership from Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, covering everything from the copycat roadrunner / coyote crimes of the eighteenth century, to what happens if a dog thinks too much about the Universe.
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All music composed on our Madplayer. Additional voices thanks to: Lockjaw and Dustin
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7th January 2008
Show 37: Quantity over Quality III
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120 mins. . nne O'Carroll |
A super-length special to celebrate the creation of our longest show ever.
Tonight's topics include:
Act 1: Legitimately introducing oneself, Ways to analyse a fridge, Fulfilling your noise requirements, Unappreciated containers, A margarine feast, Preventing your dinner from freezing, Parmesan cheese as an egg substitute, Apple juice for your PC, Some egg sizing issues, A mayonaisse lottery, Buying listener merchandise, Surplus Stirring, Torturing yourself, Understanding real time, A receipt for everything I say, Planning in my sleep, A generic introduction to Jo's lecture, At right angles to a symbol of wastage, Eating yourself, Alexander Selkirk's goats, Urination Session of the Week, Gnu blood buckets.
Interval: "Chair up the Stairs", preceded by a foreword.
Act 2: Not shooting the news anchor, Languages with incomprehensible titles, Cats' acceptance of foster care, Gouging Britney's eyes out, The case against reading aloud, Child labour for news websites, Justifying this show, Ear use reimbursement, Climbing stairs without a chair, Legal issues for black cats, Chasing success in a shower, Pro forma invoices and being murdered, Testing safety of background music, Unneccessary floor coverings, Tap-related self sabotage, A birthday shared with a Rhapsody, Genetics in the microwave, Dante's Inferno and my bookcase, Thing in a thesaurus, Cat in a thesaurus, Malcolm Gladwell's hair, Jack's poor quality house, Porridge and pilfery, Solving the shoe housing problem, Some faulty children's literature, An incomplete statement about bears, Legal problems with a Disney bear movie, An African one-man band.
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Two dollops of quality instruction from Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, covering everything from a belated soundtrack for "The Wizard of Oz", to the differences between round and pointy.
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Additional voices thanks to: Dustin Meehan and Lockjaw
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4th January 2008
Show 36: Alphabetic Bladder Therapy
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50 mins approx. |
Tonight's topics include:
Definitely not dandruff, Speaking less legibly, Decoffination, Interference if we're lucky, Too late to avoid learning, Unintentionally saying "cat", An entertaining microwave, TV events in the 1800s, Pretending to talk about psychiatry, Alphabetic bladder therapy, Personal issues with "X" and "Q", A single entry phone book, Getting away from counting, Gravity not enough, Countdown to an ordinary midnight - an experiment, Making milk exciting, Ironing my thoughts, Bill Clinton's handwriting, Functioning eyelids, Calculating the sun's age, Illogical sizing of clock faces, Reconstructing the last word.
Also: In a new feature, Joanne tackles our bulging mailbag, starting with a question about something. Also, Jo brings you another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, specially designed to make you less stupid.
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All music this week composed on our Madplayer. Voiceovery stuff courtesy of Dustin Meehan.
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2nd January 2008
Show 35: Nestlé Race Wars
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60 minutes..O'Carroll
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Tonight's topics include:
Two-headed restroom, Five sixths of a mattress, Coughing and it's structural ramifications, Sleeping on hotel trolleys, Cat-free photography, A beverage review for those who can't drink it, Angel's urine drenched in butter, Flying up the elevator shaft, Issues with the previous show, My fight against confectionery racists, A catch-up before I brush my teeth, A review of the after-effects of the aforementioned beverage, Making non-dry instant coffee, A prediction regarding Conan O'Brien and bathrooms, Inside a wardrobe, I'm sorted for trouser presses, Collectible pictures of collectibles, Concerns regarding overuse of the wardrobe, Trying to get news of the arrival of the new year, News tickers on cylindrical screens, Weekday morning holidays, Vacuum between Christmas and Easter, The "breaking news" threshold.
Also: Another fine lecture from Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, including some valuable advice for today's choosy deities, and another cautionery tale of a cat who walked into a bar. Also a specially comissioned cat song to mark our first show of 2008.
Music used in Show 35:
"My little kitties" by our own Joanne O'Carroll
"Twinkle Twinkle my Guitar" by Dilbrent made available strictly under the terms of the following Creative Commons license: Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs.
All other music created in-house on our Madplayer.
Additional voiceover stuff kindly provided by Dustin Meehan and Lockjaw. |
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30th December 2007
Show 34: Virtually Next Year
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31 minutes approx. |
A special "virtually live" show for your New Year's Eve, to guide you safely into 2008. It's been taped in "virtual time", so for best results start listening at exactly 11:45PM on the big night.
Warning: Dreadful crap, and poor sound quality. If you're new to Into Your Head please skip this one, scroll down and try Show 33 instead. It's far superior.
Tonight's topics include:
Extra silence for Atlantis, 5671 my ass, Avoiding the pimp, A real ball, Measuring the speed of time, Revenge of the other me, Sleep-urinating, Year of the turkey, Anniversery of The Smell, Online in the nineteenth century, Virtual midnight approaches, Merging two segments, An unplanned adjustment, A condition not a problem, Resting between years.
Poor sound quality in parts. Blame Arthur Guinness. I'm absolving Joanne from all association with this episode too, so her segment, the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, will be back next time.
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25th December 2007
Show 33: Subcurrent TV
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45 minutes.
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Tonight's topics include:
Impressive but too big for the bathroom, Potatoes for later, Seven surplus balls, Thai toy dogs, A reversible sun in your pocket, Artificial birthdays, Glow in-the dark cats (for medical purposes), Searching for "antidepressant seagull", My death metal podcast, The annals of time in a cat, Why cats stopped wearing collars, Resarching Emanuelle, Banning mice from the kitchen, Additive free snakes, Christmas Day cider review, Urination Session of the Week (inaudible), Subcurrent TV channels- the next big thing, Throwing dead cats to your future self, Avoiding the Queen, Peeing like Stephen King, Dr. Who versus James Bond, A vulgar children's book.
Also: The return of Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning programme with an extensive new lecture to make you less stupid, and topping it with off with a magnificent poem about a baboon and stuff.
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